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Locked Out!

5/20/2017

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Two men had locked themselves out of their car. "Let's use a coat hanger to pull up the lock," suggested the first.

"Oh, no," argued the second. "Someone might see us and think we were trying to break in." 
"Then we could use my pocketknife to cut away the rubber around the window and stick our fingers through to pull up the lock."

"No, no! People would think we're too stupid to know how to use a coat hanger to open cars." 

"Well, we'd better do something fast. The top's down and it's starting to rain."
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