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Wife discovers Husband's Devotional Time mostly spent on Facebook

3/6/2017

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BABBLERS PRESS - Every day, usually in the morning, one local man heads into "the prayer closet" to perform his daily devotions. The "prayer closet" is usually the spare bedroom/home office and the man's wife said he'll sometimes remain in there with the door closed for up to an hour. 

On one recent morning the man's wife forgot he was in there and accidentally opened the door only to discover that the man was actually surfing Facebook. "It's devastating to realize your husband is not as spiritual as he appears," said the woman. 

The man admitted he sometimes shortens his hour long devotional session by about 45 minutes in order to take care of other business. On the morning in question that business included surveying his Facebook news feed. "I just had to take a peak," he said. "I was afraid I might have missed something. Were some of my friends on another Caribbean Cruise? Did their kid win a gold medal at some sports tournament? Did somebody have a birthday? These questions were swirling around in my head and I just had to get some answers." 

Meanwhile, the man's wife is pushing for a more open door policy with respect to her husband's devotional time. "I'm just not sure if I can trust him anymore," she said. "This time it was Facebook, next time it could be something worse." ​
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