Trudeau Says Seniors Must Agree with Mercy Killing or Lose Old Age Security

BABBLERS PRESS - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says he's working on legislation that will require seniors to sign a form stating they agree with "Mercy Killing" in order to continue receiving their Old Age Security pension cheques. 

If the legislation is passed it will require seniors 65 and over to sign a form which states: "I wholeheartedly support the extermination of persons who are sick, old, disabled, and/or critical of the liberal government." 

"We're not trying to force our liberal beliefs on Canadians," Trudeau insisted during a recent press conference. "We're just making sure that the rights of all Canadians are protected. And that includes the rights of those who wish to kill other Canadians if they so choose."

The prime minister said supporting mercy killing, especially the killing of aging seniors, is also a great way for the government to save boat loads of money. 

"The killing of recipients of OAS has some obvious financial benefits, for every senior that's killed mercifully, it means one less senior receiving OAS" said the PM. "Hence the savings to government." ​