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Satan Receives 1,000 Year Prison Term for Crimes Against Humanity

3/1/2018

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BABBLERS PRESS - Angelic Police have yet to make the arrest, but heavenly sources have confirmed that Satan's time of being "loose and at large" on earth is coming to an end.

"We already have an angel standing by," said a heavenly spokesman. "He's been given a chain so he can bind satan and throw him into the notorious Bottomless Pit Prison."

Satan's past criminal record was a factor in the lengthy sentence, according to sources. The testimony of Jesus Christ, the very Son of God Himself, was that Satan was a murderer from the beginning of time and a pathological liar. (see John 8:44) Heavenly court documents also show that Satan's conduct toward humanity consists primarily of stealing from them, killing them and destroying them. The heavenly spokesman said the arrest will give humanity a reprieve from Satan's campaign of global deception and destruction. 

Yet, the Apostle John has revealed in his controversial book, "Revelation," that Satan will be temporarily released after serving his 1,000 year term (see Revelation 20:3). Neither John nor the Angels of heaven were willing to reveal the reason for the release. Nor would they confirm the reason for the delay in his arrest. 

The lack of details concerning the arrest and subsequent release of humanity's greatest nemesis has caused much speculation on the part of Bible students and scholars. But as one student of the Word pointed out: "All we can say is that the Father has His reasons so we must leave the matter with Him." ​
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