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"What does this babbler want to say?" - Acts 17:18

Nominal Husband Sees Wife Twice a year, insists Marriage is Fine

7/13/2019

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BABBLERS PRESS - One local husband who spends very little time in the presence of his wife feels that everything is just fine in their "relationship." 

"I work a lot, and I have other interests," he said. "I just don't have a lot of time to spare, and besides, I don't think I actually have to spend time with my wife to prove that I love her. I told her I loved her the day we were married and that if anything changed I would let her know." 

The man normally visits his wife on the traditional dates of her birthday and their anniversary, which he said "should be enough for her." In between those two yearly visits the man spends a considerable amount of time with other women. 

"I try to be inclusive," he said. "The fact is, my wife is not the only attractive woman in the world, there's literally thousands, if not millions, of them out there. If I limit myself to one woman. is that really fair to the other women in my life?" 

Meanwhile, the man's wife says she is perfectly fine with the arrangement, because she likes spending time with other men. "I mean there's really no right or wrong way to have a relationship with your spouse," she said, "Whatever works for us is perfectly fine isn't it? Don't we live in a post-modern society?" 

The couple insists their lack of commitment to each other hasn't had any negative impact on their two kids, although they haven't seen either of them in several years, and are not even sure if they're alive or dead. ​
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