More and More Pastors Becoming Social Pot Smokers

BABBLERS PRESS - In an attempt to be more relevant and attractive to just about every generation from baby boomers to generation Z some Pastors are turning to recreational drug use. 

One pastor who wishes to remain nameless for fear of professional and legal repercussions says there's nothing wrong with using drugs socially as long as you don't get high. "I pretty much follow the same guidelines I use for social drinking," said the pastor. "I drink socially but I'm careful not to get drunk because I know this is forbidden in the bible." 

The pastor admitted that he sometimes "gets a buzz on" from drinking alcohol but insists being "under the influence" or getting "tipsy" doesn't qualify as drunkenness. When it comes to smoking pot, he believes it's okay to feel the effects of the weed as long as you don't get completely wasted.

"It's like climbing a ladder," explained the pastor. "You can climb the ladder without hurting yourself as long as you stop climbing before you get too "high". The trick is knowing when to stop climbing. With drugs you just have to know when to stop smoking, or sniffing, or swallowing." 

Legalistic pastors in Canada are especially excited about the Cannabis Act which could become law in July of 2018, If approved by parliament this act would make recreational drug use legal for persons over the age of 18. "I feel high already just thinking about this new law," said one Pharisaic minister. "I mean, if it's legal then it's okay right?"