Babblers Press"What does this babbler want to say?" - Acts 17:18
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Babblers Press"What does this babbler want to say?" - Acts 17:18
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BABBLERS PRESS - After watching his beloved wife struggle with a new diet plan one local husband decided to take action.
He committed himself to eat all the things his wife was trying to avoid including chips, cookies, and various other sugar laced goodies. He's also been ridding the house of sugary drinks by downing bottles of Pepsi and Root Bear every chance he gets. "We had several two litre bottles of Pop left over from Christmas," explained the man. "So I've been chugging away at those. Of course, it means I also have to watch extra sports on TV and stuff because I tend to drink more Pop while watching sports for whatever reason." But the man said he loves his wife so much that eating junk food while watching sports hardly seems like a sacrifice. "If that's what I have to do to remove those temptations from the house then so be it," he said. "It's the least I can do, not just as a husband but also as a Christian." So far the man's sacrifice seems to be paying off. His wife is losing weight. The only downside is that the man himself is packing on the pounds like never before. "I've never been bigger," he admitted while chipping away at a box of Oreos. "But at least I have the satisfaction of knowing I'm helping the one I love."
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