Local Woman Holding Out Hope Hell is just One Big Party

BABBLERS PRESS - One local woman who doesn't really believe in God, and is not really sure what she believes about anything she can't see, nevertheless thinks that hell is not such a bad place. 

"I tend to think that hell is going to be like a big, wild party," said the woman. "I'm kind of looking forward to going there." 

Apparently, the woman is not alone. She is just one of a number of people who think hell is most likely a "really cool place," where you can party day and night with no repercussions. However, one local minister cautioned that the bible pictures hell as a place which is the complete opposite of cool.

"It is actually quite hot down there, according go the bible," said the local minister. "Scripture refers to it as a place of torment. I'm not sure where this idea of the big party type hell came from."

The local woman doesn't know where the idea came from either and she doesn't seem to care much about it.

"Well, I guess it came from somewhere," she said, while sipping on cocktail and watching reruns of the Big Bang Theory. "I try not to think about it too much. I can worry about that when I get there."