Local Sinner Admits Imperfections, Sees no Need for a Saviour

BABBLERS PRESS - "Nobody is perfect" has become the mantra of one local man who occasionally indulges in internet porn, looks lustfully at women, cheats on his tax returns, and sometimes lies to get himself out of a jam. 

"I make mistakes, just like everybody else," he admitted. "But I'm still a pretty good guy. There was only one perfect Person and look what they did to Him." 

Despite acknowledging the crucifixion of the sinless Son of God, the man still doesn't see the need to accept Jesus personally. 

"I go to church when I have nothing better to do," explained the man. "I've never killed anybody. I don't intentionally hurt other people. In fact, I try to help them when I can. So I don't really see what the problem is."

Upon hearing an explanation of the the gospel including the fact that all men are sinners who deserve death the man simply shrugged his shoulders and repeated his original argument. 

"Well, like I said before, nobody is perfect," he concluded.