Babblers Press"What does this babbler want to say?" - Acts 17:18
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Babblers Press"What does this babbler want to say?" - Acts 17:18
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BABBLERS PRESS - One local worker believes his boss has the personality profile and inner disposition to make him the perfect candidate for the biblical Antichrist.
"He's just a big bully," said the man who attends First Church of the Apocalyptic Apostles. "He's arrogant and a slave-driver, like Pharaoh of old. He makes us work hard, really hard, just like Pharaoh did to the ancient Israelites." The man also said his boss lives in the Northern part of the city and the bible says the Antichrist will come from the North. Not only that but his bosses' office is on the top floor of the building where he works, which he feels could also meet the criteria of a man descending from the Northern regions. "He has the look of it," added the man, who now considers himself a disgruntled worker. "I don't know how much longer I can work under his totalitarian regime." The man admitted that he spends most of his free time watching the news and apocalyptic preachers on Youtube, and that he doesn't spend much time studying the bible for himself. He is currently looking for a new job, preferably with a Christians organization where everybody believes and behaves exactly like himself.
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