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Babblers Press"What does this babbler want to say?" - Acts 17:18
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BABBLERS PRESS - Fire fighters responded to a disturbing call Sunday past about a certain man at Grace Community Church who was reportedly said to be on fire for God.
"I have to be honest we're not really equipped to deal with these types of fires, you know.......the invisible ones" said the local fire chief while clearing his throat. "When we arrived we could see that the man was either in some type of pain or ecstasy, we couldn't tell which, but there was no visible fire that we could see. But we doused him just to be on the safe side." The call to the fire department came from a man who was a first time visiter to the church. "I saw the pastor pray with somebody and then the man started jumping around and waving his arms in the air and people started screaming, 'he's on fire, he's on fire," he explained. "That's when I whipped out my cell phone and called the fire department, even though I couldn't actually see the fire they were referring too." In response to the entire ordeal the pastor of the church has started a new discipleship class called, "Spiritual fire versus physical fire; when to rejoice and when to call 911."
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