Family Mistakes Regular Sunday Service for Funeral

BABBLERS PRESS - A family vacationing from another part of the country decided to attend the Sunday morning service at the local community church, but just five minutes into the service they decided to quietly slip out the back. 

"We were quite sure that a funeral was about to take place," explained the mother. "Everybody was so quiet and somber. People barely spoke to each other. The atmosphere was dark and heavy. Even the children looked depressed. We actually couldn't wait to get out of there:" 

The Pastor explained to BP that there was no funeral at all, the visiting family had simply walked in on their regular Sunday morning service. 

"My apologies to the family," he said. "I guess you could say we're not a church that really gets excited about............anything at all. We tend to keep things highly organized and traditional. Some people like it ,some don't, you can't please everybody." 

Meanwhile, the Pastor did say they are gradually introducing more modern and lively elements into their services. "For instance, just recently during my four minute homily I spoke an entire sentence that wasn't pre-planned, and we're also working on a whole new line of written prayers for various occasions that can be used spontaneously," he concluded. ​