Engineering Firm Adopts Relativism, Bridges and Buildings Collapse all over The City

BABBLERS PRESS - When a local Engineering Firm decided to apply the principles of relativism to their work of designing and building bridges and buildings it seemed like a good idea at the time. They even adopted a new company slogan which said, "What's true for you may not be true for me." 

The result was that nobody's calculations could be labelled as wrong. As one engineer explained, "we would check each other's calculations and many times they didn't match. Mistakes were often found, but we weren't allowed to make corrections because doing so would imply that somebody was wrong. Everybody had to be right." 

Essentially, the company's policy blurred the distinction between right and wrong and made it virtually impossible to build anything worthwhile. When buildings and bridges designed by the company started collapsing all over the city management decided that a new policy was needed. 

They plan to implement the new policy as soon as they have settled the millions of dollars worth of lawsuits that have been slapped against them. ​