CHRISTIAN MAKER NETWORK!
  • HOME
  • ABOUT
  • BLOG
    • FOCUS
    • GUEST BLOGS
  • BOOK
  • BABBLERS PRESS
  • MORE
    • LINKS
    • QUOTES
    • CLEAN JOKES
    • SONGS
    • IMAGES
    • VIDEOS
  • SUBMISSIONS
  • CONTACT

Babblers Press

"What does this babbler want to say?" - Acts 17:18

Desperate for Sermon Material Lukewarm Minister Actually Reads His Bible

4/25/2018

1 Comment

 
Picture
BABBLERS PRESS - A certain minister was experiencing severe brain freeze when it came to a sermon topic for his five minute Sunday homily and decided to read his bible in a moment of sheer desperation.

"Sunday was approaching fast," he explained. "I couldn't think of anything to say. I was tired of watching TV and surfing the internet so I decided to try something different."

The minister said he's usually a pretty level headed guy and certainly doesn't consider himself to be a radical Christian.

"I'm not really into prayer or bible reading on a personal level," he admitted. "But you wouldn't believe some of the stuff in there. I actually found a Boney M song in the psalms? That was such a cool revelation for me." 

The revelation was so cool for the minister that he now plans to preach on that very psalm (Psalm 137) this coming Sunday. His message is reportedly called, "Boney M and the Bible: Finding Inspiration in Unexpected Places." 

Meanwhile, the minister said he's still not sure if he'll make personal bible reading a part of his every day life. "It's okay for sermon material I guess, but I really don't see its relevance for me personally," he concluded, before grabbing a cold beer from the fridge.
1 Comment
Heather A link
8/15/2021 04:29:29 am

Thanks for posting tthis

Reply



Leave a Reply.

    Babblers

    Christian news that's usually fictional, sometimes funny and always faith friendly!


    Categories

    All
    Apocalyptic
    Bible
    Bible Reading
    Business
    Christian Living
    Church
    Death
    Discipleship
    Evangelism
    Family Life
    Genesis
    God's Love
    Health
    Hell
    Holidays
    Jesus
    Lifestyles
    Marriage
    Ministry
    Politics
    Preaching
    Prophecy
    Salvation
    Satan
    Science
    Sin
    Social Media
    Spiritual Warfare
    Truth
    Witnessing


    RSS Feed


    Horoscope!

    Click on the image below for today's horoscope!
    Picture

    In-Depth Articles

    Why did God create Insects?
    Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?
    Should Christians Drink?
    Is Adultery always sinful?
    Should Christians really share their faith?
    Do all pets go to heaven?

    Weather!

    Picture
    Just kidding. We actually have no clue what the weather is. It keeps changing. How can anyone really know for sure?

    Archives

    July 2019
    May 2019
    March 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017


Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
Photos used under Creative Commons from ShanMcG213, piddy77, davidmulder61, noii's, trumpvstrudeau, Gage Skidmore, kington jewelry, m01229, U.S. Marshals Service, CarbonNYC [in SF!], enneafive, H o l l y., ChrisHConnelly, Toppazzini, FootMassagez, Kevin Cabral, digital internet, pedrosimoes7, Iglesia en Valladolid, amancalledcraig, Peter23394, Ellen Munro, Boris Thaser, chriskay, kenteegardin, m01229, The National Guard, ANBerlin, Mic445, WEBN-TV, 京炫國際事業有限公司, Maxwell Hamilton, sinclair.sharon28, JeepersMedia, kennethkonica, rafael-castillo, dnak, Presram, Alan Light, wuestenigel, MoToMo, cogdogblog, kevin dooley, Richard Elzey, laurenbeth93, Miranda Mylne, jsmjr, SimpleSkye, Prayitno / Thank you for (12 millions +) view
  • HOME
  • ABOUT
  • BLOG
    • FOCUS
    • GUEST BLOGS
  • BOOK
  • BABBLERS PRESS
  • MORE
    • LINKS
    • QUOTES
    • CLEAN JOKES
    • SONGS
    • IMAGES
    • VIDEOS
  • SUBMISSIONS
  • CONTACT