Babblers Press"What does this babbler want to say?" - Acts 17:18
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Babblers Press"What does this babbler want to say?" - Acts 17:18
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BABBLERS PRESS - A certain minister was experiencing severe brain freeze when it came to a sermon topic for his five minute Sunday homily and decided to read his bible in a moment of sheer desperation.
"Sunday was approaching fast," he explained. "I couldn't think of anything to say. I was tired of watching TV and surfing the internet so I decided to try something different." The minister said he's usually a pretty level headed guy and certainly doesn't consider himself to be a radical Christian. "I'm not really into prayer or bible reading on a personal level," he admitted. "But you wouldn't believe some of the stuff in there. I actually found a Boney M song in the psalms? That was such a cool revelation for me." The revelation was so cool for the minister that he now plans to preach on that very psalm (Psalm 137) this coming Sunday. His message is reportedly called, "Boney M and the Bible: Finding Inspiration in Unexpected Places." Meanwhile, the minister said he's still not sure if he'll make personal bible reading a part of his every day life. "It's okay for sermon material I guess, but I really don't see its relevance for me personally," he concluded, before grabbing a cold beer from the fridge.
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