Babblers Press"What does this babbler want to say?" - Acts 17:18
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Babblers Press"What does this babbler want to say?" - Acts 17:18
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BABBLERS PRESS - A local woman was ready to head out to her annual church women's conference when she noticed that the bible she has owned for more than 20 years still looked brand new.
"It looked like it just came out of the box," the woman admitted. "None of the verses were highlighted or underlined and none of the pages were ruffled." In order to avoid giving "the wrong impression," the woman began flipping through pages with highlighter and pen in hand, making marks and scribbles and even ripping a few pages to make the thing look like it had been used. "The word says somewhere to avoid all appearance of evil, so I certainly didn't want to look like one of those carnal Christians who never reads or studies the Word," she explained. Meanwhile, the woman is now busy frantically sharing Christian images, memes and verses on her various social media accounts to further compensate for her lack of genuine spirituality.
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