Bible Useful for Decorative Purposes Only Say Most Christians

BABBLERS PRESS - According to a recent survey released by an institution that conducts such studies on a regular basis most Christians agree that the bible's primary use is to decorate one's living room or office. 

"In other words, Christians believe the bible belongs primarily on the shelf, it's not to be read or studied" said one of the lead researchers. The survey contained only two questions. A) Are you a Christian? Yes or no. B) Do you believe the bible's chief purpose is for decoration or discipleship? Circle one. Eighty-five per cent of the respondents said yes to the first question, and in response to the second question eighty per cent circled decoration instead of discipleship. 

"What this tells us is that only a very small percentage of those who call themselves Christians believe the bible should be used as a tool for personal spiritual development," explained the researcher. Meanwhile, the researcher said they are already planning another survey regarding Christian attitudes toward the church.

"Christians will be asked if they believe church is primarily a place of worship, or simply just a place to host weddings and funerals, should be interesting," he concluded.