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Humanity Insists on their own Inherent Goodness, Despite Evidence to the Contrary
Local Man Can't Wait to Celebrate Christ's Birth by Getting Sloshed
Pastor Considers Plumbing Career After Receiving "Negative Feedback"
Visiting Speaker Destroys "Coffee Shop Style" Foyer in Fit of Zeal
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Church Installs Wooden "Seats" in Sanctuary to Keep People from Becoming too Comfortable
Man Breaks Perfect Church Attendance Record, Gets Sucked Into the Bowels of Hades
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Married Christian Man Continues to Struggle with Opposite Sex Attraction
Local Pastor Declares His Sermon on Humility Best One Ever Preached
Study Confirms Those Who Eat Food Live Longer Than Those Who Don't
Depressed Christian Baffled by Lack of Interest in His Jesus
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More and More Pastors Becoming Social Pot Smokers
Local Drug Addict, Fornicator and Booze Bag Openly Displays His Faith By Wearing a Cross Around His Neck
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Desperate for Sermon Material Lukewarm Minister Actually Reads His Bible
Satan Receives 1,000 Prison Term for Crimes Against Humanity
Satan Declares ABC Campaign a Smashing Success
Local Drug Addict, Fornicator and Booze Bag Openly Displays His Faith By Wearing a Cross Around His Neck
Study Finds Link Between Drinking and Drunkenness
Pastor Hopes New Bulletin Covers Will Spark Revival
Family Looking Forward to Relaxing Camping Trip Roughing it in the Wild
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Apostle Predicts Global Meltdown, Sparks Fears of Nuclear Holocaust
Trudeau Says Seniors Must Agree with Mercy Killing or Lose Old Age Security
Church Installs Wooden "Seats" in Sanctuary to Keep People from Becoming too Comfortable
Satan Declares ABC Campaign a Smashing Success
Man Makes Heaven Despite Various Imperfections
Study Shows Dwindling Church Attendance Caused by Errors in the Bulletin