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Babblers Press!

Christian news that's usually fictional, sometimes funny and always faith-friendly!

Breaking Babble!

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Christian Man Totally Ready to Share His Faith as Soon as He Feels like it

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Man Who Binge Watches News Wonders Why He's Depressed

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Despite Miracle Meal Confusing Illustrations Turns Thousands Away from Jesus

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Local Sinner Admits Imperfections, Sees no need for a Saviour

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Pastor Admits Weariness of Church Gets Thrown Immediately into Lake of Fire

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Local Woman Holding out Hope Hell is just One Big Party


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Man Believes His Car was Created by Big Bang
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Sexually Active Teen Mad At God For Allowing Her To Get Pregnant
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Reality Confirms Satan Lied in the Garden

Weather!

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Just kidding. We actually have no clue what the weather is. It keeps changing. How can anyone really know for sure?

Horoscope!

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In-Depth Articles

Why did God create Insects?
Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?
Should Christians Drink?
Is Adultery always sinful?
Should Christians really share their faith?
Do all pets go to heaven?

Buckets of Babble!

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Humanity Insists on their own Inherent Goodness, Despite Evidence to the Contrary

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Local Man Can't Wait to Celebrate Christ's Birth by Getting Sloshed

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Pastor Considers Plumbing Career After Receiving "Negative Feedback"

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Visiting Speaker Destroys "Coffee Shop Style" Foyer in Fit of Zeal

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Church Installs Wooden "Seats" in Sanctuary to Keep People from Becoming too Comfortable


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Man Breaks Perfect Church Attendance Record, Gets Sucked Into the Bowels of Hades
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Married Christian Man Continues to Struggle with Opposite Sex Attraction

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Local Pastor Declares His Sermon on Humility Best One Ever Preached

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Study Confirms Those Who Eat Food Live Longer Than Those Who Don't

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Depressed Christian Baffled by Lack of Interest in His Jesus

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More and More Pastors Becoming Social Pot Smokers


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Local Drug Addict, Fornicator and Booze Bag Openly Displays His Faith By Wearing a Cross Around His Neck
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Desperate for Sermon Material Lukewarm Minister Actually Reads His Bible

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Satan Receives 1,000 Prison Term for Crimes Against Humanity

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Satan Declares ABC Campaign a Smashing Success

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Local Drug Addict, Fornicator and Booze Bag Openly Displays His Faith By Wearing a Cross Around His Neck

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Study Finds Link Between Drinking and Drunkenness

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Pastor Hopes New Bulletin Covers Will Spark Revival

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Family Looking Forward to Relaxing Camping Trip Roughing it in the Wild
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Apostle Predicts Global Meltdown, Sparks Fears of Nuclear Holocaust

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Trudeau Says Seniors Must Agree with Mercy Killing or Lose Old Age Security

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Church Installs Wooden "Seats" in Sanctuary to Keep People from Becoming too Comfortable

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Satan Declares ABC Campaign a Smashing Success

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Man Makes Heaven Despite Various Imperfections

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Study Shows Dwindling Church Attendance Caused by Errors in the Bulletin

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