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Babblers Press!

Christian news that's usually fictional, sometimes funny and always faith friendly

Top Stories!

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Engineering Firm Adopts Relativism, Bridges and Buildings Collapse all over The City

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Local Man Believes he has Uncovered the Identity of the Antichrist, His Boss

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Man who gave up "giving up stuff" not overly excited now that Lent is over

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Pastor obtains Spiritual Gift of Wingin it, Preaches without Notes

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Man helps Wife stick to Diet by Eating and Drinking everything in Sight

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Boy reconsiders Species Reassignment Surgery after spending night in Dog House

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Study Finds Link between Eating and Appetite Reduction

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Wife discovers husband's Devotional Time mostly spent on Facebook

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Man Gives up Sour Cream and Onion Chips for Lent, Admits he hates them

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Local Man still not sure if God Loves Him

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In-Depth Articles!

Why did God create Insects?

Is Donald Trump the Antichrist?

Should Christians Drink?

Is Adultery always sinful?

Should Christians really share their faith?

Do all pets go to heaven?

Horoscope!

Click on the image below for today's horoscope!
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Weather Forecast!

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Today
If you live in Newfoundland the weather today will likely be terrible. The sun may or may not come out. If it comes out it won't stay out long. It will be followed by some combination of fog, mist, rain, sleet and/or snow. Or none of the above. If you live outside Newfoundland the weather will be better as it couldn't possibly be any worse. Please consult your local weather network for further details. 

Tomorrow
Pretty much the same old thing, unless it  turns out to be different.

Classifieds!

For Sale

Bible
Just like new. Published in 1984 but pages look like they've never been turned. Be the first to read it.
Call: 1-800-carnal
Husband
Fairly well trained but still likes to be tended on. 
Enjoys long evenings of sitting on the couch and watching TV.
Would rather golf than work. 
MAKE AN OFFER. ANY OFFER.
​Call 1-800-deadbeat

For Rent

3.5 Bedroom House
2.34 bath, 1.25 living rooms and 3.33 family rooms. 
Pay own utilities. 
$1,365 per month
Call 1-8.500-3.4567
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